Did you read Li'l Abner growing up? He greeted me every day after school, along with other daily comics in our local Paper, the Willmar Daily Tribune, later the West Central Minnesota Daily Tribune.
I ran across this poem with which Liddle Noodnik, the shivering infantile princeling of Lower Slobbovia, welcomed Senator Phogbound to his wretched kingdom:
"Welcome, Hammericans, from
Across the Sea
'You hotts are in the right places,
You gung to make happy liddle Kits like me—
And put smiles on our pinched liddle faces!!
Stinkers you're not, nor are
You louses,
You wouldn't riffuse us a few rotten
bocks
Not even a crust brad we Got in our houses—
If you dun't come across we all are dad docks!"
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